Drinking With a Redneck Girl


A = Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, = pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In = Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it = into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. H e says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that = we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in = one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots = the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

"In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the = same ones twice." 


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