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Canoga Bowl Line up

Brenden BOWMAN — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:37:29 GMT

Comics,

Here is the Canoga Park Bowl Line up for January 4-6.

HAPPY NEW YEAR>>>Thank you comics for a great 2008!

James Shamp who was killed 3 weeks ago......His killers were = caught!!!!!! The attorneys for the state and fed attorneys are holding a big press = confrence at the bowl tuesday morn at 11am. They asked that as many people who can = show up, please do. This is being covered by national media.. If you want more = info call the bowl.

Comedy Classes are this Monday from 7-9pm. Who is Coming? Many of you = are out of Credits. Please take care of that. Classes are $150 for 4, $280 for = 8, $320 for 10 or $400 for 14. If you want to joing simply show up to canoga = bowl any Monday night at 7. The are ongoing classes and do not have a start date = or end date. You take them when you want.

We need all of you to help promote. If everyone on the list sent out = just one bulletin on Myspace and face book and sent out a E mail or invite one = person. The shows would be packed every week. But unfortunatly only me and about = 2 other people ever do. Please help make this room better for all of us. = Why not help this room? Where else is giving you a line up in advance with so = much time? And we are not a bringer.

Canoga Park Bowl
20122 Vanowen St.
Canoga Park, CA 91306

NO COVER
NO DRINK MIN
MUST BE 21 AND OVER WITH ID (EVEN COMICS MUST HAVE ID)

Sunday Jan. 11th

8:15 Rebekah Kochan (MC)

8:20 Fia Perrera (7)

8:28 Tricia Shore (7)

8:35 Risky Betts (8)
8:44 Kevin Van Cott (6)

8:50 Shannon McDonald (7)

8:58 Sandy Brown (10)
9:09 Dante (20)
9:30 John Mader (new MC) (10)
9:41 Nader (10)

9:52 Johnnie Walker (12)
10:15 Willie Bingo (10)
10:25 Mike Muratore (30)
10:55 Drew Ercolono (10)
11:05 Chris Z (10)

11:15 Terry Rooke (5)
(Please allow Ken Pringle any slot for (10)

Monday January 12th

8:00 MC John Mader (10)

8:12 Dan Ruetter (7)

8:20 Risky Betts (8)

8:29 Mel Kohl (8)

8:38 Tricia Shore (8)
8:46 Tom Sherridan (7)

8:54 Johnnie Walker (10)
9:04 Byron Gaither (4)
9:09 Les Kurkendaal (6)

9:16 Jay Cramer (8)
9:24 Rebekah Kochan (10)
9:35 Dante (15)
9:50 John DiResta (12)
10:02 Sandy Brown (10)
10:13 Chris NEff (12)
10:26 Jason Rouse (12)
10:39 Shannon McDonald (7)

10:47 Eric Deluca (7)
10:55 Drew Erocolono (7)
11:13 Chris Z (8)
11:21 Joe Ruggeriello (12)
Please Allow Ken Pringle a drop in spot for (10)

Tuesday January 13th
8:00 MC Kamaka Brown (10)

8:10 Drew Ercolono (8)

8:18 Mel Kohl (10)

8:28 Tricia Shore (8)

8:37 Risky Betts (10)
8:48 Shannon McDonald (7)
8:55 Susan Brennan (7)
9:03 Sandy Brown (12)

9:15 NEW MC Les Kurkendaal (6)
9:21 Rebekah Kochan (12)
9:33 Dante (20)
9:53 John Diresta (15)
10:10 Greg Vaccariello (10)
10:21 Jason Rouse (10)
10:32 Chris Neff (10)
10:42 Kevin Van Cott (7)

10:49 Mike Muratore (15)
11:04 John Mader (12)
11:17 Joe Ruggariello (10)
11:27 Bart Tangredi (10)

11:37 Willie Bingo (10)

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FW: Caglepost: Happy New Year

Brenden BOWMAN — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 22:57:03 GMT

Subject: Caglepost: Happy New Year

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Happy New Year
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New Year's resolutions are all about throwing ourselves into the = future, which can ruin the present moment. We are encouraged to draw up a list = of everything we don't like about ourselves and resolve to fix them all, = all at once.

Some of us spend the entire holiday season looking ahead imagining = a better version of ourselves. We long for the moment when we will = finally feel like we're enough and can truly celebrate a new beginning. Years go by = with the same recycled list of resolutions.

The first day of 2009 may cause quite a few of us to reflect on our economic past as well. Divorce lawyers report that the number of new = clients peaks just before the New Year and many of us put on an extra ten = pounds right around the middle. There is a great temptation to wonder what we = could have done differently to insure that safe and happy future we can picture = but we just don't seem to be able to grasp. Enough of the whining = already.

The truth is we only have the day we've been given and it's full of = every possibility. But in order to enjoy the gift of this moment we have to = be willing to rejoice in who we are right now and just = start.

That requires a new vision of ourselves as beautiful and capable, = friendly and giving and able to forgive and show compassion. To see that shiny = new self many of us will have to let go of the need to be right and a = constant one-upmanship that has no end. A lot of old baggage has to be left at = the curb and along with it an acknowledgment that we're okay even if we = never get that apology.

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I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

Brenden BOWMAN — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 22:48:06 GMT

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? =

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Posted: 26 Dec 2008 05:00 PM PST

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u haz disabld me wif ur scratchins.
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Posted: 26 Dec 2008 03:00 PM PST

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Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Commiteh

Posted: 26 Dec 2008 11:00 AM PST

Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Commiteh Reach the North Pole
look! dat mus b a polar bare!
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Posted: 26 Dec 2008 07:00 AM PST

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LET IT SNOW

Posted: 26 Dec 2008 03:00 AM PST

LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW
but den i haz 2 shovel da sno.
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Are planning = to travel.

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group therapy

Brenden BOWMAN — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:53:43 GMT

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy = session with four young
Mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with = eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with = money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is = alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up,
took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking = about.
Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.' =

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Don't forget to = check out the website and see when i am performing again. http://www.comedianbrenden.com

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Drinking With a Redneck Girl

Brenden BOWMAN — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 08:33:06 GMT

A = Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, = pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In = Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it = into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. H e says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that = we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in = one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots = the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

"In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the = same ones twice."

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i didn't reach my fundraising goal yet

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bowl line up

Brenden BOWMAN — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:17:41 GMT

Subject: bowl line up

COMICS PLEASE READ EVERYTHING ON THIS E MAIL! IMPORTANT!

Please comics help us promote the Canoga bowl. Last week was the worst week in = our 5 year history. If all of us told a few new people a week and sent out a = myspace bulletin and an E mail blast once a day.....that room could be filled = weekly. THis is not about me making money...there is no cover charge and I dont = get part of the door....I get a flat rate weekly if it is slow or packed. It = is about not wanting us to lose this room. It is important to LA comedy and = I want it to get bigger and better! PLEASE HELP>>>>>>It will = only take you a few minutes a week!
LAST WEEK WAS ALMOST AS BAD!!!!!!

TOY DRIVE

Please bring in new toys in the packaging. Last year we collected about 25 = toys and Ken Pringle and I took them down to Childrens Hospital. I was so = proud that we all came together and did that. Lets beat that this year and do 50 = toys or more.

We will except them Every Sunday, Monday and Tuesday until Dec. 16th. Go = buy new toys and get you friends involved...we did something special last = year!

IMPROV BRea on Tuesday please let = people know Rebekah, Dante, John DiResta , Ken Pringle, Shannon MCDonald and = Felicia Micheals are performing at the 8pm show

Every piece of info you need to send out a promotion is below!

Canoga Park Bowl
20122 Vanowen st.
Canoga Park, CA 91306
(located at the corner of Winnetka and Vanowen)

NO COVER
NO DRINK MIN
21 AND UP WITH ID!!!!!

Sunday Dec. 7th
8:30

(MC)<= /span> Shannon = McDonald (10)
8:40 Jillian Bennett (10)
8:50 Tricia Shore (10)
9:00 Mark White (10)
9:10 Mel Khol (10)
9:20 Jack Velayas (10)
9:30 Rebekah Kochan (12)
9:42 Dante (20)

10:02 Kevin Rudy ***NEW MC*** (10)
10:12 Kevin Van Cott (10)
10:22 Sandy Brown (15)
10:37 Jason Hadley (15)
10:52 Mike Muratore (30)

Monday Dec. 8th
8:30

(M= C) Jay Cramer (15)
8:45 Eric DeLuca (8)
8:53 Tricia Shore (8)
9:01 Jillian Bennett (8)
9:09 Mel Khol (8)
9:17 Jack Velayas (8)

9:25 Jason Hadley ***NEW MC*** (10)
9:35 Ken Pringle (12)
9:47 Rebekah Kochan (12)
9:59 Dante (20)
10:19 John DiResta (15)
10:34 Shannon McDonald (8)
10:42 Sandy Brown (12)
10:54 Johnnie Walker (8)
11:02 Les Kurkendaal (8)
11:10 Mike Muratore (15)
11:25 Kevin Rudy (8)
11:33 Kevin Van Cott (8)

Tuesday Dec. 9th
8:30

(M= C) Sandy Brown (15)
8:45 Tricia Shore (8)
8:53 Susan Brennan (8)
9:01 Mel Khol (8)
9:09 Jillian Bennett (8)
9:17 Jay Cramer (15)
9:32 Dan Barton (15)
9:47 Jack Velayas (8)
9:55 Melissa McQueen (10)
10:05 Jason Hadley (10)
10:15 Joe Ruggirello (8)
10:23 Jonathan Gotsick (8)
10:31 Les Kurkendaal (8)
10:39 Maggie McCoy (8)
10:47 Kevin Rudy (8)
10:55 Mark White (8)
11:03 Kevin Van Cott (8)
11:11 Mike Muratore (30)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~= ~~~~~~~~~

Don't forget to = check out the website and see when i am performing again. http://www.comedianbrenden.com

Are planning to = travel.

http://www.brendentravels.net=

Have you ever = heard of an alkaline balanced live enzyme diet?

=C2=A0interested= in a chance

to add some = extra cash to your bank account

http://www.brenden-bowman.com=

Lawsuit advance = - www.earlycash4u.com - sell structured settlements

Aids Marathon - http://aidsmarathon.com/participant.aspx?runner=LA-0= 250&EventCode=DL08H -

=C2=A0i didn't reach my fundraising goal yet

canoga bowl and more

Brenden BOWMAN — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:17:35 GMT

COMICS PLEASE READ EVERYTHING ON THIS E MAIL! IMPORTANT!

=

PLease comics help us promote the Canoga bowl. Last week was the worst week in = our 5 year history. If all of us told a few new people a week and sent out a = myspace bulletin and an E mail blast once a day.....that room could be filled = weekly. THis is not about me making money...there is no cover charge and I dont = get part of the door....I get a flat rate weekly if it is slow or packed. It = is about not wanting us to loose this room. It is important to LA comedy = and I want it to get bigger and better! PLEASE HELP>>>>>>It = will only take you a few minutes a week!

=

TOY DRIVE

Please bring in new toys in the packaging. Last year we collected about 25 = toys and Ken Pringle and I took them down to Childrens Hospital. I was so = proud that we all came together and did that. Lets beat that this year and do 50 = toys or more.

We will except them Every Sunday, Monday and Tuesday until Dec. 16th. Go = buy new toys and get you friends involved...we did something special last = year!

=

IMPROV=

Rebekah and I are booking the Brea Improv for the First time on Dec 9th.....We = need great self promoting comics for this show. Comics who can do great on = stage and can have at least 20 people there. All your guests can get in free on = out guest list, we just need to pack it since it is our first = show.

This Tuesday please come support us at the Improv in Hollywood at 10pm. Send = an E mail to guestlist@comicdante.com and let me know your name and how many in your = party.

=

COMIC= S DO NOT SIGN UP FOR SPOTS AND NOT SHOW UP! last week we had 3 comics in a = row not show up for a total of 36 minutes.....it was rude and almost = stoppped the show.

=

Every piece of info you need to send out a promotion is below!

Canoga Park Bowl
20122 Vanowen st.
Canoga Park, CA 91306
(located at the corner of Winnetka and Vanowen)

NO COVER
NO DRINK MIN
21 AND UP WITH ID!!!!!

Sunday Nov. 30th
8:30
MC Ken Pringle (15)
8:45 Tricia Shore (12)
8:58 Karen Haber (12)
9:10 Mel Kohl (12)
9:22 Shannon McDonald (10)
9:33 Kevin Rudy (10)
9:44 Felicia Michaels (20)
10:05 Dante (20)
10:25 Ryan Hoffman (10)
10:35 Mark White (12)
10:47 Kevin Van Cott (10)
10:57 Jason Hadley (12)

11:10 Mike Muratore (20)

Monday Dec. 1st
(MC) Jason Hadley
8:20 Jason Hadley(12)
8:35 Tricia Shore (8)
8:44 Jillian Bennett (8)
8:52 Ryan Hoffman (8)
9:01 Mel Kohl (8)
9:10 Jay Cramer (8)
9:20 NEW MC Mike Hatton (8)

9:28 Les Kurkendaal (8)
9:36 Rebekah Kochan (12)
9:50 Dante (20)
10:10 Shannon McDonald (8)
10:20 Kevin Van Cott (8)
10:30 Ken Pringle (15)
10:45 Mike Muratore (15)
11:00 Mark White (8)
11:09 Kevin Rudy (8)
11:16 Crazy Randall (8)
11:24 Joe Ruggereillo (10)

Tuesday Dec 2nd
8:30
MC Mike Hatton (10)
8:40 Tricia Shore (12)
8:52 Karen Haber (12)

9:05 M= el Kohl (12)
9:09 Ryan Hoffman (12)
9:22 Jason Hadley (30)
9:54 Kevin VanCott (12)
10:07 Mike Muratore (30)
10:40 Eric DeLuca (12)
10:52 Kevin Rudy (12)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~= ~~~~~~~~~

Don't forget to = check out the website and see when i am performing again. http://www.comedianbrenden.com=

Are planning to = travel.

http://www.brendentravels.net<= /span>

Have you ever = heard of an alkaline balanced live enzyme diet?

=C2=A0interested= in a chance

to add some = extra cash to your bank account

http://www.brenden-bowman.com<= /span>

Lawsuit advance = - www.earlycash4u.com - sell structured settlements

Aids Marathon - http://aidsmarathon.com/participant.aspx?runner=LA= -0250&EventCode=DL08H -

=C2=A0i didn't reach my fundraising goal yet

zimbio

Brenden BOWMAN — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:50:00 GMT

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